Sunday, October 26, 2008

what has the world gotten into? v1.1

your food is made from china. even toothpicks are made from china. can we not make anything?
and the tainted products from china. getting scarier every time.
starbucks is expensive. but people are hounding to sip their banal coffee.
oil is at $60 per barrel. but local oil companies refuse to trim it down one time, big time.
north pole is melting but nobody seems to notice.
none of the culprits of the collapse of the american economy is prosecuted yet.
when uncle sam sneezes, the rest of the world catches cold.
iceland is on a meltdown. pun not intended.
the bucks are getting scarce. but the ceos, even fired, get a hefty chunk. that's a farce.
free market is dead. like latin. and stalin.
fidel castro is getting old. cuban cigars are still expensive.
obama being branded as a terrorist because of his name. being un-american because he is black.
mccain as president? palin as vice-president? oh no! a tandem of stooges.
paris hilton for president? almost! 
the movie, body of lies, made us realize that america is capable of creating fake wars. 
the witches are out to get sarkozy. voodoo doll of the french president for sale, any?
scientology as a religion? tom cruise is really mad.
the uber-expensive scientific curiosity hadron collider is switched on. and the glitch that stopped it.
the contents of the internet is getting scarier. virtually anything imaginable and unimaginable.

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